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01-22-2013, 01:10 PM
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MartyOwns
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I just sharted. Luckily it felt kinda sharty so I did it on the toilet and sure enough...plop.
Along Came Polly taught me that if youre at the urinal, and someone else is there and you just cant make it happen, lightly blow air down to the tip. works every time. or, alternatively, you can do a super complex math problem in your head. trust me, they both work.

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