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01-26-2013, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by cgf View Post
8-1 Sharks. ROR misses mother russia to much and so signs there for the rest of the year to deal with his homesickness. Because he's injured for the season Downie starts drinking with Jones, which sends Jones in a spiral rivaling the start of last season. McGinn continues to aim for the posts, because he loves that sweet ping, despite Sacco getting Joe Sakic himself to help the kid. Staz starts getting depressed, his late night phone calls with MBP start lasting later and later into the night, until he just stops sleeping all together. Gabriel is needed by the Avengers to save the world and so misses the next two months. Varly's groin explodes when EJ concusses himself on Varly's knee. Sensing the team needs him to step up, Matty Duchene spins so hard around a defender that he actually creates a temporary blackhole which sucks him and Greg Zanon's beard into an alternate dimension. And the Avs continue their epic tank for Seth Jones.

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