Why should Jason Arnott come to Montreal?
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06-29-2006, 08:39 AM
nexus of the crisis
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Four Winds Bar
Arnott should come to Montreal because:
Blind Gardien needs a new whipping boy. The glory days of having Bellows, Damphousse, Brisebois, Quintal, Turgeon around are long gone. It's not much fun to keep picking on Mike Ribeiro. Guys like Bonk are so far under the radar I can't even find the heart to whip them much. Kovalev was supposed to be the guy, but he keeps disappointing me by playing surprisingly well. So it's really time we had a new target for my troglodytic ravings. People might start to think I'm getting mellow in my old age. And we can't have that. Arnott would be perfect. He could float his way through a season on the wings of his massive albatrossic salary, dashing our hopes of signing an impact free agent for the next half decade, and it would give me the perfect outlet for expressing my too-long repressed angst.
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