[SFW]

Originally Posted by Bob Richards

I'll know I've made it when I'm living in a mansion and sitting by a roaring fire with a glass of port wine in one hand and a pipe in the other. I'll have numerous heads mounted above the fireplace of all the animals I've hunted in the Serengeti and a cartoonish rifle mounted just below them. If I am to ponder and be introspective, it must resemble something out of the Victorian era.

General Zaroff?