Thread: Post-Game Talk: Hire a PP "Consultant"
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02-01-2013, 11:32 AM
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1940rip, PP Consultant Extraordinaire.

After scrutinizing the NYR PP these past few years, 1940rip PP Consultant Extraordinaire recommends the following PP changes:

1) SHOOT THE F@#KING PUCK!
2) If your last name is Del Zotto: HIT THE F@#KING NET
3) If you don't have the puck...MOVE YOUR FEET AND FIND A SEAM
4) Why are Gabi and Nash handling the puck and feeding Richards and Step? Reverse.
5) If Gabi receives a feed on his backhand on the PP, whoever made the pass should have to skate suicides after the game.

Wash, rinse, repeat and we'll hit 20+% efficiency in no time.


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