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02-05-2013, 02:07 AM
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Originally Posted by JCresty View Post
double edged sword, bro. Emotions are a *****.
But they're weighted in my favor.

I don't like the Devils, but I don't hate them near as much as Devils fans hate the Rangers. We lose to the Devils, I'm more unhappy that the Rangers lost than who it was to, with the only added negative being the happy Devils fans.

Devils lose to the Rangers? They ****ing hate that. I often think they hate the Rangers more than they like the Devils. I imagine every loss has to feel like having a prostate exam conducted with a red hot cattle-prod covered in barbed wire, rotating to the tempo a "Marty" chant, while Henrik Lundqvist's piercing gaze looks down at you, passing judgement.

Disclaimer: Does not apply to all Devils fans. You know who you are.

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