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02-06-2013, 05:34 AM
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THE EX RANGERS 2013 (and "the one" that couldīve been)...


Tarasenko - Prospal - Jagr
PAP - Gomez - Kovalev
Dubinsky - Anisimov - Korpikoski
Fedotenko - Mitchell - Prust
Horak, Wolski , JAM

Rozsival - Tyutin
Erixon - Redden
Sanguinetti - Kundratek

Al Montoya
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How would we fare up against this team in a 7 games series???
0-4, shutout for 240 minutes, career ending injuries to 8 of our players and MSG collapses, kills 18934, insurance companies pay out $8.3B dollars, Dolan charged with criminal negligence leading to death of 18924, jailed and declares bankruptcy, NYR is owned by the Banks, sold to Charles Wang who unifies the two New York Team into the New York WatchMeSinkAnotherFranchisers, Ranger fans all turn their backs on hockey, NHL suffers negative media, Bettman blames PA to save his job, Don Fehr blame the league, players lockout the owners, league goes into 14 year lockout where all the hockey talent in the world goes to the KHL and European leagues. AHL and CHL disbands due to the lack of a hockey platform in NA. HFNYR and HFBoards turns into ghost towns and 60 years from now, soccer is the only remaining sport in the Unified Earth Empire. Sidney Crosby makes smooth transition to soccer and draws enough penalties to win his club a championship and becomes the greatest soccer player ever born. Also, Stu Bickel finds a job as a clown in a travelling circus where he recounts his tale as a semi-professional sports player.

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