The Cult of Joe Vitale (Orr vs. Vitale - better goal?)
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02-06-2013, 11:41 PM
Join Date: Jul 2009
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I have no words at this moment that aduquately express my pride in this board's commitment to self-education and awareness. Go forth and do good works in the name of Joe. Steal not thy brother's Qdoba, nor thy sister's cinnamon danish, for we are all in the Family of Joe. To steal from thy neighbor is to steal from Joe. Unless your neighbor is a Flyers fan.
I am but a conduit. A great and thunderous goal horn erupted from the skies, and I scaled the hilltop overlooking a deck hockey rink. The Vitale's words were delivered to me etched upon two goalie masks, and I brought them forth to bestow their teachings upon the world.
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