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02-12-2013, 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Eddy Punch Clock View Post
I think it finally took you saying "Schoeder won't score his first goal tonight" for him to get one.

Maybe you should stick with that strategy for Henrik.
Very well, here comes the reverse jinx...

As the Canucks are lining up for the national anthems, the crowd will stir and Markus Naslund himself will vault over the boards. The players - thinking the crowd is just amped up for the anthems - will not notice as Naslund runs up behind Henrik, steel chair in hand, and clobbers him over the head with it. He then proceeds to nail Daniel for good measure (he's only about 29 points back as well). He then runs out of the arena proclaiming that he will forever be #1, sparking a massive manhunt (which, in Canada, means that one Mountie will politely ask him to explain his actions over some Tim Horton's. Naslund will decline)

Alain Vigneault then proceeds to find the whole ordeal hilarious at his post-game presser.

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