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02-12-2013, 08:59 PM
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So here's the plan:

"Hello, I would like to inquire about the General Manager's job, please?"

"Sure. Do you have any NHL managerial experience?"

"Yes, yes I do."

"Your name, please?"

"Umm, Hall Polmgren."

"Hall Polmgren? I don't recall anyone by that name with an NHL franchise."

"I was with ... umm ... Phoenix. Not the Coyotes, though. The OTHER Phoenix team."

"Oh, okay. Is this your CV?"


"Why is it printed on Flyers letterhead?"

"We're a pretty poor franchise. Mr. Bettman just took some pages from Shanahan's pre-printed suspension stack."

"I see. So, Mr. Polmgren, what are your thoughts about first moves with the Blue Jackets to get us competitive again?"

"You need big, tough guys. I think I can get Philadelphia to consider sending Jody Shelley over."

"Go on ..."

"It might cost us a couple of first-round picks, though."

"Okay, anything else?"

"And a second ... DOH!"

"AHA! I knew it was you, Paul!! Get out!"


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