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02-22-2013, 12:34 AM
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Bob Richards
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Originally Posted by Zenith View Post
Sorry guys. Just got back from my latest tanning session because I have to uphold my hideous Jersey code. I don't always like looking like a carrot as I hate vegetables because I'm 6 six years old hiding behind a blue title on a hockey forum. I tried contacting my good friend Bob Richards but he was too busy existing which is way more important and he had no time to deal with my petty problems.

I'm here to renounce my Man Card (Serial #342948283) as I have committed an atrocity. While I was trying on my latest batch of cosmetic makeup, I accidentally slipped and lipstick marked my entire face. I didn't want to clean it off myself, so I did the only thing I could do.

I smeared my head in peanut better and got the dog to clean it off.

I am a sinner.
This is telling.

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