General OT Thread #27: Bacon - Tasty And Good For Your Blue Line
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02-26-2013, 09:32 PM
Animated to Explode
Join Date: Jun 2011
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Here is a bit of "life advice" from an "old guy".
Remember the first three things that you think about immediately upon waking up. Don't revise to make yourself "feel" better. Take them exactly for what they are...
What are they?
This nearly completely subconscious process tells you what your priorities are at any given point in your life.
First thing you think of; Your highest priority.
Second thing you think of; Your second highest priority.
Third thing you think of; How you go about achieving the first two.
1. Dammit that dream was just getting good...
2. Frack, gotta take a whiz...
3. GOD DAMMIT GET THIS STUPID BED POST OUT OF THE WAY*
*the GF got us a new bed frame a few weeks ago, and our bedroom was cramped to begin with. Now its even worse.
And I dont care that we're only a quarter of the way in. I just came up with something awesome in the GDT that I want to suggest for the next thread title:
"We're playing Texas Hold 'Em, the Wild are playing Go Fish"
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