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02-26-2013, 10:12 PM
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tyratoku
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1. Dammit that dream was just getting good...
2. Frack, gotta take a whiz...
3. GOD DAMMIT GET THIS STUPID BED POST OUT OF THE WAY*

*the GF got us a new bed frame a few weeks ago, and our bedroom was cramped to begin with. Now its even worse.

And I dont care that we're only a quarter of the way in. I just came up with something awesome in the GDT that I want to suggest for the next thread title:

"We're playing Texas Hold 'Em, the Wild are playing Go Fish"
I haven't had a bed frame for 10-12 years. I've always just had the box-spring on the floor and the mattress on top of that. It is glorious. At the end of the day, tired as ****, you just fall down into a heaven filled with 40 virgins and the wise and powerful words of Allah the great in your ears. Or something.

But my girlfriend would not have any of that and forced us to get a ****ty 20 year old frame that creaks with Every. Single. Movement.

I'm seriously on the verge of just dismantling it and saying it snapped or something next time she's gone for more than an hour. I almost cannot handle it anymore. So brutal. I wake myself up at night just turning over. Having sex is like living in the band room of a high school. Terrible. I hate bed frames. So ****ing useless. And expensive. And space wasting.

More useless than Andrea on Walking Dead.

And that's saying something.

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