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03-01-2013, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Coffe View Post
That was new method to me, but it probably works.

Otherwise we have the British favourite of hanging, drawning and quartering. I bet that is still less painful than having Leighton on the roster.
A Byzantine emperor (Michael VII? I think it was a Michael) sentenced a guy to death for treason. He decided he should be tied to a baboon and cast into the bath house furnaces. After giving him that fate, he decided to let him live long enough to see one more Christmas. The guy had Mike assassinated at Christmas Mass. So the moral here is, if you're going to tie someone to a baboon and throw them into a furnace, do it as soon as you can after telling them. Otherwise they might do something to stop it.

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