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03-03-2013, 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by nameless1 View Post
I heard a stork.
Flamingos are too colourful.
They will get shot down before being able to deliver a baby, especially with the amount of people not being able to have children these days.

Plus, with a stork, if it gets too rainy, it can always put the baby in the mouth to protect it.
Flamingo cannot do that.
Don't use a stork. Contrary to popular belief, storks are most erratic and dangerous than flamingos. If you are pro-stork, you might as well just come right out and say you hate all life and that you hate Jesus and deserve to burn in hell.

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