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03-07-2013, 09:29 PM
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belair
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Reporter: "Taylor, for the fourth straight game your team has failed to maintain possession in the offensive zone, leading to fewer scoring chances and hampering your team's ability to create offense. What can your team do to counter these issues and help improve offense as a whole?"

Taylor Hall: < stares blankly > .......... < clears throat > ........ < clacks tongue on cheek > .....

Reporter: "Jordan, this season your team consistantly gives up scoring opprtunities to opposing defenseman pinching in your zone by taking advantage of weak coverage in the slot. Why do your forwards constantly fail to pick up these pinches?"

Jordan Eberle: < stares blankly > ........... < clears throat > ........."Uhhhhhh...I like to dance"

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