Realignment approved by BOG - Jets move to Western Conference, "Division B"
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03-08-2013, 05:20 PM
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The State of Hockey
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Can't wait for this - I'll be able to talk the missus into at least one road trip each to minni and Chi-town. The downside is that I'm expected to take her shopping, which means every single f'ing Target store in the state. minni is covered by Target stores. It seems as though every street in minni has one at the end of the block - just another reason to hate minni. Well, at least there's Fleet Farm - the bigger, better Princess Auto, for consolation.
Does this mean we get to troll the minni boards for every game? I can't wait for all the butt-hurt minni fans crying 'cause they keep losing to the Jets! Unfortunately, all that the redneck minni fans will be able to do is inarticulately rage against us.
I feel sorry for the neckbeard minni fans - they're going to be at the bottom looking up at Chicago, Dallas, Nashville, St. Louis and Winnipeg. Even worse? They'll be looking up at the Avalanche!
The above is all in jest, of course (excepting the first paragraph) I'm just doing what I can to further the rivalry!
I think Target is the least of your worries if you will be traveling to Minneapolis and St. Paul for a game. Have you ever heard of this monstrosity?!
Here are some interesting notes about the MOA from their website
.57 miles is the walking distance around one level of Mall of America
4.3 miles of total store front footage
7 Yankee Stadiums can fit inside the Mall
32 Boeing 747s could fit inside the Mall
258 Statues of Liberty could lie inside the Mall
520+ stores are located in Mall of America
4.2 million square feet of gross building area
If Mount Rushmore was divided into individual monuments, a president could reside in each of the Mallís four courts
So yeah have fun with that lol.
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