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08-01-2006, 08:34 AM
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Darz
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Originally Posted by mcphee View Post
Couldn't do it Darz, I'd choke under the pressure of the deadline. I'd research Dave Barry's old columns and plagiarize them. Then I'd have to suffer the public humiliation.

Ya, but 99% of your audience wouldn't even know who Dave Barry was, so it wouldn't matter.

Plus I think with the Sacred Pretzel and goats stories, you must have enough material for your first dozens or so columns anyways, and if you throw in a couple stories about Gros Bill, Guy Lafleur in Brisebois basement, poutine & Matthew Barnaby, heck I think you could breeze through the first year or so, and then with the help of a few 'best of' columns and some reruns, you wouldn't really need to come up with anything new for quite a long time, so.....

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