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03-17-2013, 02:19 AM
pretty damn valuable
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Dear Jhonas,

Coffee is no excuse for discomfort. See below.

BUFFALO, N.Y. -- A leg massage and a few sips of coffee between periods were all Kyle Turris needed to give himself and the slow-starting Ottawa Senators some jump.

Turris scored twice, including the winning goal 3:54 into overtime, and added an assist to help the Senators overcome an early two-goal deficit and beat the unraveling Buffalo Sabres 4-3 on Saturday.

"I don't know what it was, but my legs didn't feel the best in the first period," Turris said, before noting how the massage and injection of caffeine provided him a boost during the first intermission. "I felt much better in the second and much better in the third. I don't know why, but it happens like that sometimes."
Next time you crumble after a juicy rebound leading to a backbreaking goal against, be proactive and try a sensual massage from a trainer. It'd be great to have a backup who can pass as an NHLer in an attempt to give Miller some clearly-needed rest.

Kindest regards,

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