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08-03-2006, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Bonzai12 View Post
Tom Poti will come back to the Rangers, after tearing up the Island. He will thus lead us into the Playoffs Single-handedly with 2 goals and 113 assists. after sweeping every team the Rangers will face The Chicago Blackhawks. Poti will be the next Brian Leetch. Scoring 14 Goals and 30 Assists. Conn Smythe Winner.

Later that week, he gets Tested Positive for Steroids. Conn Smythe is then Given to Al Montoya... of the Chicago Blackhawks.

Poti then says he had no idea that he was taking steroids...

theres your Leading Scorer.
I'd be shocked to learn that Tom Poti isn't allergic to steroids.

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