Thread: Pre-Game Talk: Rangers @ Canadiens 3/30/13
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03-29-2013, 05:35 PM
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* Celebrate every shot on goal as if it were a goal.
* Get excited about the number of times Torts squints and looks up at the ceiling and lights immediately after his pregame interview with Sam.
* Use a stopwatch to calculate the number of minutes the Rangers stay on the boards with the puck, and use the total minutes to determine the amount of "magic brownies" to consume.
*Become a Habs fan for a night.
Bet against the Rangers. I'm serious too. Sit down and figure out how much you'd pay for a Rangers victory and bet that money on the Habs. Rangers win? Great you just paid x amount for the win. Rangers lose? As much as it sucks you have some extra cash in your pocket!

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