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04-04-2013, 10:03 AM
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I don't usually predict the outcome of the game cause I thought it was a jinx but how exactly do you jinx -- this? So:

Jets lose 6-2

Eller scores hat-trick in first minute

Noel, enraged that Burmistrov is only skating east-west, crams a whole roll of Halls down his throat, choking him.

Markov takes a slapshot, which goes off of Bogosian's surgically-repaired wrist, shattering it. It ricochets off of Hainsey's ass and into the net.

Byfuglien falls behind the net... on top of Enstrom who is never heard from again.

In between the 2nd and 3rd period the Jets acquire Blunden from the Habs off waivers, he comes over to the Jets dressing room and Slater, in a fit of rage, not knowing that he had been acquired beats the **** out of him, re-breaking his hand. He falls on Wright, which re-aggravates his shoulder injury.

There's no way the Jets can disappoint me now

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