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04-07-2013, 09:04 PM
Holden Caulfield
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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski View Post
Nah man, it can't be that simple. There has to be something more to it.

Maria Kirilenko is a legit 10. Ovechkin looks like a Sasquatch that roams the Ural Mountains. If she has a thing for Russian NHLers, couldn't she step it up and go for someone like Burmistrov? He just needs to lose the 80s rock mullet and he's good.
Ovi probably has unreal swagger off the ice as well, based on what you can see of him in interviews...

And how dare you suggest Burmi cuts the's awesome...

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