Thread: Post-Game Talk: Oilers Lose 3-1
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04-21-2013, 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by dnicks17 View Post
I'll take Ryan Smyth as the coach right about now.

The team would be turning every rush into a wrap around or clapper from the side boards, but it'd probably still be an improvement.
"Alright. LISTEN UP!

YOU ****ING WIND UP THAT CLAPPER...AND YOU FIRE THAT ****ER HIGH AND WIDE!!!!! THEN SPIN AROUND AND FALL OVER BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT WE DO!!!! THAT IS WHO WE ARE!!!!

....SKATE AT A LANGUID PACE TOWARD THE BENCH YOU HEAR ME?!?....

....LET'S DO THIS!!!!!"

-Coach Smyth

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