Thread: Rumor: The Vanek Thread
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04-29-2013, 12:14 PM
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Darcy Regier: "Thomas after careful consideration we are ready to move on from the Jason Pominville era of captaincy. You said once that you were pissed that you weren't picked to be captain by Lindy Ruff and we feel you are the best choice to lead this team. Also I've talked with the new coach and we will no longer stick you in front of the net all game and get you injured like every other year. Also you will get more than 12 minutes of ice time a game this season, how does that sound?"

Thomas Vanek: "Well that sounds great and all and I'm glad you finally think that but..."

Darcy Regier: "We also want to extend you 6 years at $7.75 Million per year."

Thomas Vanek: "Does that #26 jersey over there already have the C on it?"

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