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05-02-2013, 02:04 AM
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CriminallyVu1gar
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Step 1: Tell him he's under contract and stuck with us.
Step 2: Fill next year's team with youth and AHL prospects.
Step 3: Throw him under the bus for skating around the opposing blue line looking like he hates his teammates (more than usual anyway).
Step 4: Lowball him with $4.5M per. (Best part is some people here probably think that's what he should make.)
Step 5: Watch p-o-ed Vanek walk to team and fanbase that wants him.
Step 6: Extra motivated Vanek has good coach and real center, wins cup.
Step 7: Celebrate getting as close to the cup as we'll ever get.

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