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05-02-2013, 12:59 PM
Turtleneck Plek
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Originally Posted by Jee View Post
We're not goons, we're not bullies. No matter what people say or do, we have to be ourselves.

You, who'you?

-Josh Gorges

From where?

-Kelowna, Canada


-Brandon Prust

From where?

-London, Canada


-Brian Gionta from Rochester, USA


-Peter Budaj from Slovakia

-Brendan Gallagher... Edmonton, Canada

-Carey Price, Anahim Lake, Canada

-Lars Eller, Rødovre, Denmark *shakes hand with Carey Price*

-Pernell Karl Subban, Toronto, Canada!

*Gorges taps Subban's shoulder* -Yargh!

-Andrei Markov, Voskresensk, USA!

-Max Pacioretty, New Canaan, USA

*Subban grabs Pacioretty's shoulder*

-David Desharnais, Laurier-Station, Canada

-Tomas Plekanec, Kladno, Czech Republic

-Rene Bourque, Lac La Biche, Canada

-Travis Moen, Swift Current, Canada

*Gionta taps Prust's shoulder*

-Gérard Gallant, Summerside, Canada

And I am Michel Therrien, Montréal, Canada

*dressing room collectively cheering and clapping hands*

We're Team Montréal Canadiens, gathered from all across the world and we're gonna stick together... you know why?

*Jean Béliveau walks in*

-Because we are Habs and Habs fly together.

That's right Jean ! And just when you think they're about to break apart...

*Collective shout*


*Gallant* -And when the wind blows hard and the sky is black...

*Collective shout*


*Moen* -And when the Roosters are Crowing and the Cows are spinning circles in the pasture...



*Collective shout*


And when everyone says it can't be done, Habs fly together.
Somewhere in a dark corner of that dressing room, Alex Galchenyuk weeps because he was not included in the team-bonding talk that just happened.

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