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10-05-2006, 05:24 PM
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Originally Posted by FF de Mars View Post
Lantendresse is the perfect soldier to have in our company of heros : he is humble and lives at his mother's place, he respects the hierarchy and doesn't mind being mentored by two very pententially lesser players, he respects his bosses and never complained about being sent down and he never tried to pull of a contract war, and he is not a primadonna and is well grounded. Latendresse will be our best player this year by a far margin, he has size, he has skills and is not slow. In five years, when Koivu retires, he will be elected as our future captain and lead the Montréal Canadiens as the most dominant dynasty of the history of the NHL. Once he masters his game, he will be better than Bertuzzi in his best years, a state of enligtment comparable to Maurice Richard, and he will win the most Stantley Cups a player ever won. He will have a royal treatment by the Hall of Fame as soon as he retires, every team will retire his number, he will be our future GM and eventually the Prime Minister of Canada. At the end of his life, he will replace Koffi Annan as the head to the UN. Vive Latendresse.
You forgot the part where he ascends to heaven and takes his place at the right hand of God, after giving Jesus a crushing body check.

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