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07-02-2013, 03:45 PM
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I've spent a fair amount of brain power on the best way to solve our offensive issues via UFA. I've narrowed the list to two viable alternatives. Both are more long term plans rather than a quick fix:

Plan A: We need Shea to develop a buddy-friend at the ASG or Olympics like Parise did with Suter. Someone equally weak minded and easily swayed by peer pressure and on the final year of RFA contract. Prefer someone who is married but still likes to spend time texting with other jocks about how cool it would be to shower, room and travel together.

Plan B: Carrie Underwood needs to connect hot, attractive young Nashville-based country wannabe stars with high end offensive hockey talent. Marriage proposal gets you a 6 month warm up act gig on her next summer tour.

Any thoughts or alternative ideas?

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