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07-18-2013, 12:11 AM
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Jay Wolf
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I know I'm being picky, but the word "smurf" is getting annoying. Oh, I fully acknowledge the size issue on the team - it's just the term that's INCREDIBLY over-used on these boards.
Allow me to present a few alternatives:

Shawties
The vertically challenged
Tattoo (for whomever's old enough to remember Fantasy Island)
Little 'uns
Danny Devito's little brother
Stout
Mini me
Itty Bitty
Stunted
Short stack
Half pint
Umpa lumpa
Slight
...and last but not least:
"the last one on the team to get rained on"

There... I feel better.

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