Thread: Confirmed with Link: Mats Zuccarello Re-signs (1 year, $1.15M)
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07-21-2013, 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Bleed Ranger Blue View Post
What turns me off is your idiotic commentary that "he showed up" justifies him making 1.75-2M per year.
What turns you off is commentary? That is funny. You have hated on the guy regardless of how he plays basically nonstop.

Here are my top 15 reasons to hate Zooks.

1. He is 5-7
2. He is Norwegian
3. He has 3 names. Is he Italian or Norwegian?
4. He was only the teams second leading point playoff producer
5. Norway has a female reporter that says silly things.
6. His last name makes getting his jersey too expensive.
7. Why do we need his play making? We already score too much.
8. He looks like a character in a movie.
9. He can only score on the bigger ice sheets.
10. He can only score in the regular season
11. He can only score in shootouts.
12. He can only score in the playoffs
13. He can only score in the Olympics
14. His Euro based agent (Ryman) says questionable stuff
15. I like to hate

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