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07-21-2013, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Ovechkins Wodka View Post
It all makes sense now. GMGM saw Bruce Wayne go from out of shape paraplegic to capable of pummeling Bane in an MMA fight after doing pushups for 3 months while on a diet of crackers and water. Which, as any bodybuilder will tell you, is super feasible. This led him to conclude that Brooks Laich could go from hobbled 3rd liner to Messier 2.0 and carry us to the cup. All he needs is a little fear of death in him. That's where Ovechkin and the utility cart come in.

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