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11-03-2006, 08:53 AM
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Artie
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Originally Posted by NyQuil View Post
Did I happen to mention that I can fly higher than an eagle?

Slipped my mind, but it's true.

Okay now close your eyes and imagine

A smoke filled club
One spot light
A microphone and a stool waiting for the star of the show to arrive

Enter stage left.....Lord Chezz.
Long black dress with sequins, with a slit up the back right up to you know where.
A Jesse Ventura feathered boa around his neck.
Dame Edna glasses.
And that look only Lord Chezz could get away with.

You can cut the tension and anticipation with a knife.
He picks up the microphone.


cue the music

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat
Poor ***** poor ***** cat
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song

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