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08-13-2013, 04:01 AM
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StringerBell
 
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Originally Posted by Reverend Mayhem View Post
Why don't average white males have jokes about them? Seems unfair. Besides, more jokes could made. I like jokes.

Hey what does every white person like? Mayonnaise.


Can't argue with that one, really. I haven't met a white person that hates mayonnaise. Don't worry we are bad at other things, like keeping promises and being fat.

IMHO, life is a whole lot better if you can laugh at yourself. Like me, I'm a lazy drunk. But I met the Dali Llama, I actually caddied for him. Crazy golfer, big hitter too. We get to the 18th hole and I think he's gonna stiff me, so I says hey Lama, what's the deal? He says, on my deathbed I will receive total consciousness. So I got that going for me. Which is nice.
False. Mayonnaise is nasty.

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