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09-11-2013, 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by OneMoreAstronaut View Post
"complications"

Holmgren: "Cap? What's a cap?"
I can just see the Flyers Management having a meeting:

Asst. GM- So Paul, I was just thinking about our third line and....

Holmgren- <Talking on the phone> Uh huh, uh huh, great! we will fax the contract down now! <Hangs up phone> All taken care of. Just signed Cleary to a 3 year deal at 2.95M per.

Asst. GM- uhhh Paul, where are we gonna get the room to keep him here?

Holmgren- Pronger's booth is open, he can move there. Cobwebs were growing all over it anyways.

Asst. GM- <Sighs> that's not what I meant, what I mean is, how are we gonna fit him into the team?

Holmgren- He'll fit right in. We got young guys, we got old guys, we even got retired guys. He'll be ok.

Asst. GM-But what about the cap?

Holmgren-What cap?

<Crickets>

Asst. GM- Nevermind. Pretend I never said anything.

Holmgren- What did you say? the last 10 minutes I was busy thinking of what parade float I'll be on this year.

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