Trade Proposal Thread
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10-06-2013, 04:52 PM
Join Date: May 2010
Let's talk about forwards.
*Fast-forwarding to next summer*
Gionta will be FA.
We don't sign him.
Ok everything's fine for now.
Trade Plekanec. (in before "we can't afford to trade Pleky he's the only guy on our team who is reliable defensively blablabla".) Calm down, I'm not done.
Actually get something in return for Plekanecsss. Right winger with size is want I would be looking for. Let's say Teddy Purcell. Even though I am not convinced Tampa would do that trade, let's assume Teddy ****ed Steve Y.'s wife or something.
Sign Paul Stastny. Let's say 15 million for 3 years.
For visuals like me, here is what our forward group would look like:
Moen-Bournival-Parros (I guess we re-signed him).
Ok now you're thinking "WHERE IS DAVEY U CANT JUST MAKE HIM DISAPPEARR LIKE U ARE SOME SORT OF WIZARRD ??66??^^"
Actually I can, I'm level 99 magic in Runescape.
But let's assume I'm a n00b and I don't do magic. I would probably bury him in the AHL or just tell Feaster Davey has Jankowski-like potential and we are all set.
Again, I can hear you say (#SchizoProblems) "But Prust should not be on a third line he should be on our fourth!!11!". I kind of agree, but I don't see who could take the 3rd line left wing spot next year. Maybe a kid could surprise at training camp, or just put Bournival there if you wish, but yeah, IDK.
Yeah that's about it, like, comment and subscribe. Thxxx.
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