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10-21-2013, 12:03 AM
Playoffs? PLAYOFFS!?
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"Space cleaning"? Yeah, that's awesome. Get some kook wandering around the locker room with tuning forks chanting gibberish.

And after that guy leaves, we can bring in a witch doctor to sacrifice some chickens.

And we could mount Power Pyramids on top of the players' helmets.

And why don't we replace the chairs at Rexall with meditation mats so that the fans can power the team with positive mental energy. And we could give away bongs before each game and turn Rexall Place into the world's biggest hot box. And change the name from Rexall Place into The All Natural Healing Place. And we could change the name from the Edmonton Oilers to the Edmonton Swamis because now that we have all this mystic power we won't need fossil fuel anymore.

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