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12-18-2013, 01:41 PM
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Originally Posted by flyershockey View Post
Calm down folks, it's just a virus.
"We have given Brayden sudafed and cough drops to treat the virus. We will soak him in a bathtub of ice, our traditional method, and after he drinks his nutrient slushee he will be healed."

--Flyers training staff

"I have force fed Brayden a fistful of hemp, he's probably stronger than ever now because of sciencey hemp stuff."

--Riley Cote

"I can't remember what the color orange looks like."

--Brayden Schenn

Down in the basement, I've got a Craftsman lathe. Show it to the children when they misbehave.
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