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01-02-2014, 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by DelZottoHitTheNetJK View Post
You would need to do the following:

Step 1. Create a time machine. Go back in time and tell Staal to wear a visor the day before his injury. He won't understand.. just make him do it

Then tell Callahan to stop breaking/tearing everything

Then tell Nash to stop getting cheapshotted and concussed

Then tell Girardi to maybe stop blocking PK Subban slapshots with his ankles

Then tell Stepan to not hold out on his contract for what will amount to be a miniscule amount of extra money. Tell him to attend camp, attend preseason, and not totally suck for 90% of the year up to this point

Step 2. Re-enter time machine and come back to the present

Step 3. Profit
If I had a time machine I would just use my hindsight turned foresight to get rich and buy the Rangers. Then hire competent management and profit.

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