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01-04-2014, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by bernmeister View Post

maybe MDZ + Staal for Siemens + Col 1st + small add?
Where are the other 17 pieces?

Let's hypothetically add Stepan, if - if - Colorado sells at least 1,000 Stepan jersey's his first 10.7 games, the Rangers will get a 1st round pick, plus something conditional, perhaps ROR, on top of Staal, Girardi, Del Zotto, cash back, low financing, and a 7 year 100,000 powertrain warranty that covers everything but the powertrain.

If only -900 Stepan jersey's are sold within those 10.7 games, perhaps the conditional compensation should be based on a roll of the die. 7's or lower is bust. Higher is bank, although double 6's would result in 2 compensatory picks in the 2018 and 2022 draft (assuming NYR does win at least 14 playoff games, or the Yanks win 3 Champsionships).

In the event a coke/pepsi scenario takes place with the swappage of Stepan/ROR (meaning their Corsi ratings are withing <.0051> of eachother while producing at a.4PPG clip or better @ ES on full moons), the team with the better record will be forced to play 40 home games and 42 away games.

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