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02-01-2014, 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Beef Invictus View Post
The sun hasn't fused into a cold hunk of carbon yet. That's good news too.

I also live by a simple rule...the Poop Rule. It states that no day is truly terrible until you've pooped your pants. Even the worst day can be made to seem a bit better when you stop to reflect that you haven't pooed yourself, at least.
"Ah yes, I remember now. I had the lasagna." Seems as good as segue as any.

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