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02-10-2014, 01:46 PM
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NewFound Oiler
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Originally Posted by GordonGecko View Post
A Newfie is walking home kicking old bottles, when a genie pops out of one. "I can grant you three wishes," says the genie, "so choose wisely." The Newfie says "Give me a beer thatíll never run out." A bottle appears in the Newfieís hand and he downs it, but when we pulls it away from his mouth itís still full. The happy Newfie continues walking home. The genie says "Hey, you still have two wishes left!" "Oh," says the Newfie, "gimme two more of these then!"


I kid I kid, welcome to NYC!
Jokes on you, EVERY beer out here never ends me buddy . Seriously though the other two wishes would have been for Vienna sausages and a bag of lays. (google the first one). All in good fun friend! Excited to come to the Big City. Just gotta figure out what i'm gonna go at. The basketball season isn't even thought of in august is it?

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