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03-17-2007, 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted by bcrt2000 View Post
I LOVE the NESN commenators... they are the anti-homers

"Callahan, scores! And if that doesn't sum it up, 7 nothing, and they are getting their butts kicked!"

"Anyone who is not a Rangers fan, God bless you for staying with us this long, although you may have a psychological problem"

The best was either last year or the year before, it was Yankees against Tampa, in Tampa, and the Yankees just kept clobbering on runs. They were up like 15-3, and they come back from a commercial break and Michael Kay was like welcome back to Yankees baseball, where we've totally lost count of the score. If you're keeping score at home, please seek help immediately. It was hilarious.

Or the Isles/Leafs last year, when Toronto slaughtered them 8 or 9 to 4...

Toronto scored their 8th goal, and Howie Rose said one of the funniest things I've ever heard a hockey analyst say and goes... "And Welcome To Indoor Soccer..."

In terms of pure shock value, no one beat Mike Lange before he was "demoted" - the way they treated him was ******, because he was fired and then asked to be a radio guy - he was the hands down best.

Rick Jeanerette is a close 2nd though... things like "Scoooooorrrrre! Paul Gaustad, The Goose Is On The Loose!" Or "Cookieeeeeeeee Monster! Daniel Briere, what a goal!" He's ridiculous.

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