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03-28-2007, 10:32 PM
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Well first take 3 cups of white vinegar. Bring that to a boil and then bring it down to a simmer. While that's cooking, go out and find yourself a lock of Ryan Miller's hair. Cut it into as many 1/2 inch pieces as you can, and toss those into the vinegar. Stir well. Add in a dash of salt (Kosher, of course), and a spritz of freshly squeezed lemon juice. Let it simmer, covered, for about 20 minutes. Then move it into the fridge. Let it chill overnight. In the morning, strain out the hair, and add about 2 teaspoons of hot sauce. Give it a couple stirs, doesn't need to be mixed in too well. Now take an old rag and spray it well with lysol. You can't go overboard with this part. Set the rag on fire. You should do this part outside. let the lysol burn away, the edges of the rag should be singed a bit. If need be, stomp out any remaining flames. Go back inside and dip the rag in the solution you cooked up. Rub the rag on your stick blade. This should be done 2 hours prior to your next game. Then, just before you leave for the game, rinse your hair with the remaining solution. Worst comes to worst, you'll smell so bad everyone will just run away, giving you a clear path to the net


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