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08-09-2014, 06:21 PM
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- If all other 29 teams go bankrupt.
- If the Oilers get Crosby and Malkin for Keith Aulie
- If Scrivens and Fasth both get 0.00 GAA and 100% Sv%
- If Hall, RNH, Eberle, Yakupov and Draisaitl combine for 1000 points next year.
- If Dallas Eakins gets hit by a school bus and is then brutally mauled by homosexual ManBearPig. For extra insurance, a cement brick will fall from 3000 feet and create a hole in his hollow head.
- If the defense actually doesn't suck for once
- If Justin Schultz gets 50-100-150 next year(cause we all know hes not playing defense)
- If we travel back in time and avert the deal with the devil Pocklington made.

Then we have about a .01 percent chance to win the cup


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