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07-23-2007, 05:43 AM
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The only thing we have to fear is fear itself… The only thing fear has to fear is George Parros.

George Parros owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

George Parros recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

George Parros doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, George Parros instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a stache.

George Parros does not sleep. He waits.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met George Parros.

The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "George Parros--more than meets the eye, George Parros--robot in disguise," and starred George Parros as an enforcer who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

George Parros is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right fists.

It was once believed that George Parros actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by George Parros himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.

On the 7th day, God rested....George Parros took over.

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and George Parros.

A duck's quack does not echo. George Parros is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.

If you want a list of George Parros' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

George Parros' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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