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07-23-2007, 05:43 AM
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MORE ABOUT GEORGE PARROS...


The only thing we have to fear is fear itself… The only thing fear has to fear is George Parros.

George Parros owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

George Parros recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

George Parros doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, George Parros instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a stache.

George Parros does not sleep. He waits.

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met George Parros.

The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "George Parros--more than meets the eye, George Parros--robot in disguise," and starred George Parros as an enforcer who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

George Parros is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right fists.

It was once believed that George Parros actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by George Parros himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.

On the 7th day, God rested....George Parros took over.

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and George Parros.

A duck's quack does not echo. George Parros is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.

If you want a list of George Parros' enemies, just check the extinct species list.

George Parros' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.


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George Parros owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
LOL...

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LOL...
that was my reaction as well

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George Parros sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled ability to fight on skates. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, George punched the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month, both wearing Ducks jerseys.

To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer, George Parros smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

Geroge Parros is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like George Parros. Geroge was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of 'stache. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have George omitted from the Bible. Shortly thereafter, all three were found dead with no teeth.

Paper beats rock. Rock beats scissors. Scissors beat paper. George Parros beats all.

George Parros invented a language that incorporates 'stache twitching and punching you in the face. So next time George Parros is kicking your ass, don't be offended or hurt. He may just be trying to tell you he likes your hat.

There is no upper lip behind George Parros' 'stache -- only another fist.

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gotta love chuck norris quotes..

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gotta love chuck norris quotes..
how dare you compare the average chuck norris to the GREAT George Parros

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Do you guys know if Parros is going to have/has already had his name put on the cup?

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Do you guys know if Parros is going to have/has already had his name put on the cup?
The answer is yes, yes he will.

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how dare you compare the average chuck norris to the GREAT George Parros
George Parros is great and even greater is Chuck Norris, but Charles Bronson owns them both...even when he's dead.

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George Parros is great and even greater is Chuck Norris, but Charles Bronson owns them both...even when he's dead.
Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick Bronsons head clean off.

The earth didnt start to rotate untill Parros whiffed on a punch.

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