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04-16-2004, 04:14 PM
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You can always go to the doctor with some unexplained pain, go to a web site and search for some kinda injury or sickness, tell your doctor the symptoms and voila, you got yourself a doctors note, a great game to watch and no exam! :gman:

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Ok guys, get this, i have a university final at.......

7:00 PM

I repeat.....

7:00 PM

How the h*ll am i going to concentrate and pass this damn exam.

The worst thing is it ends at 9:00, and than i gota drive home for about 35 minutes. Living in To, ill have no access to the game on the radio. Im gona be so damn nervous tomorrow for both the game and the exam.

What should i do the help our beloved Habs!

Suggestions????
just tape the game and watch it after , simple

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just tape the game and watch it after , simple
Could we burn the heretic?

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Could we burn the heretic?
I think that would be harsh, but taking off his pants is always an option.

Oh, and have you ever molested a cow? Sweetest 10 minutes I've ever spent.

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04-16-2004, 04:20 PM
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just tape the game and watch it after , simple
Its not so simple my friend. There is no way ill come home with out my brother coming to my face telling me the results. Hes a leaf fan.

If hes quite, i know we won.

If hes an idiot, well you get the point


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You can always go to the doctor with some unexplained pain, go to a web site and search for some kinda injury or sickness, tell your doctor the symptoms and voila, you got yourself a doctors note, a great game to watch and no exam! :gman:
The master of cheating, i will come to you when in trouble

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I think that would be harsh, but taking off his pants is always an option.

Oh, and have you ever molested a cow? Sweetest 10 minutes I've ever spent.

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I think that would be harsh, but taking off his pants is always an option.

Oh, and have you ever molested a cow? Sweetest 10 minutes I've ever spent.
Dutchy, i simply have no clue to what your saying


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The master of cheating, i will come to you when in trouble

Yes, please do, I always welcome new students to the art, the smart man always finds ways to succeed.

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Thats a brutal time to have an exam...

I had 3 finals this week. On Tuesday night I could barely study because of the overtime. Damn Habs are making me do bad in school . Thankfully they won quickly last night so I could get back to some good studies.

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Yes, please do, I always welcome new students to the art, the smart man always finds ways to succeed.
In all seriousness, i would never cheat and never have in university. I was a master in high school, although i did get caugth once on a accounting exam.

Im a changed man

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04-16-2004, 04:29 PM
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Thats a brutal time to have an exam...

I had 3 finals this week. On Tuesday night I could barely study because of the overtime. Damn Habs are making me do bad in school . Thankfully they won quickly last night so I could get back to some good studies.
Wasen't it better when they never made the playoffs??

the anxiety was never there!




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04-16-2004, 04:33 PM
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tape it, then watch it when you get home.

Personnally, I have an exam on Monday night, till 9PM... I don't know what I'd gonna do, but the teacher said he'd update the score on the blackboard every 15 minutes, he's damn cool !
WOW what a cool teacher, is he a HAB fan?

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Dutchy, i simply have no clue to what your saying


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Pfff... It's always the cow molester which gets the boot.

Well I know I will enjoy the game on my new leather couch.

P.S. The molesting might have had an impact on my new seating facility.

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Pfff... It's always the cow molester which gets the boot.

Well I know I will enjoy the game on my new leather couch.

P.S. The molesting might have had an impact on my new seating facility.
wow so the poor cow died, did you keep the head for a trophy maybe?

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04-16-2004, 04:39 PM
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Pfff... It's always the cow molester which gets the boot.

Well I know I will enjoy the game on my new leather couch.

P.S. The molesting might have had an impact on my new seating facility.
Wow ive never seen a leather cow before

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Here's my solution. You have a few options.

A) STUDY your @ss off. Then, when it comes to the test, write your answers down as quickly and concisely as possible. Try to finish the exam in under an hour. Have a friend sit outside of your school with a portable TV so you won't miss any of the action. The trick here is to really beat the clock. Take your mind completely off the outside world. Forget that the Canadiens are playing, forget that even exist . Forget that you have an itch under your left ear. I SAID FORGET THE ITCH!!! And use every second wisely. Bring an extra pencil in case your pencil gets spontaneously circumcised, lest you waste 47.6 valuable seconds running around frantically searching for another pencil. Lest you wind up emptying your schoolbag in public (and the whole class gets to see your bag of condoms). Lest you, in desperation, run up to the blackboard and grab the chalk to write your test with. So plan A calls for speed.

B) SCREW THE TEST. Don't show up. Call in sick with something big and brutal like 'Kasparaitis', or 'Halkidis.' Or you can claim to have gotten spontaneously circumcised.

C) Go to the test, but bring along a radio. Snake the head-phones through your arms (get the small headphones that you clip inside your ears, not the ones that look like monster-truck appliances). Every once in a while, you can lean on one arm as though you're concentrating, or staring into space, and listen to the game. Just don't explode into a sea of shouting when we score out 8'th of the night. You will probably finish the test late, though.

D) Spontaneously circumcise your teacher.

E) Don't study, and just zip through the test. You'll suffer the consequences later.



Now, personally I'd either go with 'A' or 'C'. Now consider yourself a little lucky. At least you can call in sick. I have my Sabbath tomorrow, which finishes at about 8:30. This is something that I, as a Rabbi, can't (and wouldn't) cheat on. No, I wouldn't watch TV on Sabbath, not unless I want God to zap me with a 10,000 shot of lightning. So I'll be running out of the synagogue every 10 minutes grabbing passers-by and shaking them by the shoulders shouting, "what's the score?"

As soon as Sabbath is over though, I'll be sitting right by the TV. Maybe even by the one right outside your school.





Lafleur wants you to do plan D.

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04-16-2004, 04:41 PM
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have you ever molested a cow? Sweetest 10 minutes I've ever spent.

Was it underage?




Lafleur wants to know.

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04-16-2004, 04:42 PM
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D) Spontaneously circumcise your teacher.


Wow.

uh...Thanks

Ill go with D)- Cant go wrong, can you???

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D) Spontaneously circumcise your teacher.

Lafleur wants you to do plan D.
And you guys think I'm the weird one...

We're talking about a guy who voluntarily endorced products against impotence and hair loss.

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And you guys think I'm the weird one...
you are



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you are


[Soup nazi voice]
NO PANTS FOR YOU!
[/Soup nazi voice]

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[Soup nazi voice]
NO PANTS FOR YOU!
[/Soup nazi voice]
who said i needed pants????

My nuts look good!

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who said i needed pants????

My nuts look good!
My father always told me never to trust a guy who wears pants.

You're OK in my book.

P.S. Good luck on your exam, Mr. Balls of fire.

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My father always told me never to trust a guy who wears pants.

You're OK in my book.

P.S. Good luck on your exam, Mr. Balls of fire.


Thanks!

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