First off I love Saku and always will. He's done so much for this team and taking so much crap. So I think to treat him like he deserves trade him to Minnesota. So he can play with his brother and hopfully enjoy his last years.
Montreal: Eric Belanger and Benoit Pouliot
Minnesota: Saku Koivu and Francis Boullion and a 3rd if need be.
Montreal: 1st round pick
Any sucker: Michal Ryder
L.A: a pick or low level prospect
Montreal: Olli Jokinen
Florida: Benoit Pouliot, Gui Latendresse,Mikhail Grabovski(but he'll go back to Russia anyway) might have to throw in a 1st
Tampa Bay: young d-man(hate to say it but Fisher)
Your lines ladies:
A. Kost-Pleks- Kovy
Higgins- Olli-S. Kost