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02-15-2008, 01:21 PM
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Jesus on such short notice?

It took me 8 months to book him for my birthday last year...

It's tough to get Jesus to appear at hockey games -

he keeps getting

NAILED TO THE BOARDS !

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02-15-2008, 01:58 PM
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Master P will break into the arena with a tank carrying Gainey then angels will fly down to pick him up and sit him by the podium, seated beside Zeus and Apollo. Then a platinum unicorn will fly from the rafters carrying Gandhi himself to present the actual presenter of Gainey, Jesus Christ himself. All he will do to present is start clapping. All 6 billion people of Earth will clap in unison with Jesus, calling Gainey to the podium. When he opens his mouth and speaks poverty will end instantly and a bed of roses will start to grow at centre ice.

The Habs really know how to organize celebrations.

Isn't Carey a bit young to be the actual presenter for his own GM?


Oh and BTW, we're much closer to 7 billion now.... only 350 mil left to add.

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I hope Jesus presents in both official languages, or the French media will crucify him.
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant.

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I hope Jesus presents in both official languages, or the French media will crucify him.
Haha...I'm sure laughing at this is a sin...but it was pretty clever...

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02-15-2008, 02:35 PM
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It's tough to get Jesus to appear at hockey games -

he keeps getting

NAILED TO THE BOARDS !
Man... HFBoards is on a roll today!

I'd say that I think a bunch of us are headed for hell... but I think most of us were headed that way long before this thread.

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02-15-2008, 02:43 PM
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Man... HFBoards is on a roll today!

I'd say that I think a bunch of us are headed for hell... but I think most of us were headed that way long before this thread.

I am sure I have a first class ticket there but still its funny.

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02-15-2008, 02:49 PM
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Man... HFBoards is on a roll today!

I'd say that I think a bunch of us are headed for hell... but I think most of us were headed that way long before this thread.
Not me. I've bought AD a beer, which apparently is a ticket straight upstairs.

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02-15-2008, 02:51 PM
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Post of the year

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And after the presentation, Koivu will miraculously speak in tongues! Well, just in French actually but a miracle it is!

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You're a beast

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post of the year !


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You're a beast
actually, it's a pretty dumb, classless comment if you ask me.

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actually, it's a pretty dumb, classless comment if you ask me.
I know I feel bad inside now But my first reaction was laughing and I'm probably going to hell anyway.

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Like a Ja Rule poster, I'm off the wall.
hahahahaha


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actually, it's a pretty dumb, classless comment if you ask me.

you forgot the sarcasm smiley.. at least i hope you did or else .. well ... we're in 2008 you know, maybe you should try to be up to date

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