Master P will break into the arena with a tank carrying Gainey then angels will fly down to pick him up and sit him by the podium, seated beside Zeus and Apollo. Then a platinum unicorn will fly from the rafters carrying Gandhi himself to present the actual presenter of Gainey, Jesus Christ himself. All he will do to present is start clapping. All 6 billion people of Earth will clap in unison with Jesus, calling Gainey to the podium. When he opens his mouth and speaks poverty will end instantly and a bed of roses will start to grow at centre ice.
The Habs really know how to organize celebrations.
Isn't Carey a bit young to be the actual presenter for his own GM?
Oh and BTW, we're much closer to 7 billion now.... only 350 mil left to add.